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Flappy Tube Boy Emotions

by Mayor Taco Ghost

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ianpowerOMG Because I love ducks and only want nice sweet things to happen to them. Favorite track: Duck Fucker.
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1.
Duck Fucker 04:07
Drown out the echoed quacks In my mind with self-delusional hope Maybe one day I might, I just might Become the warden No! No! No! I am no fool Then again I never thought that I'd Stand guard at the prison for ducks So weary on the eyes of those Who stand guard through the night A real mensch this warden As far as wardens go, I don't know He took me out and talked of filicide And all kinds of bad regrets And he took me out He said he saw the duck deep within me A flagrant abuse of my sensibility Where can all this lead? Where can all this lead to? I'm looking deep into The right eye of my new mallard prisoner You could smell innocence In a sense, the way a duck can sense a trap No! No! No! It is no fool So weary on the eyes of those Who stand guard through the night The warden, with a wink and nod Like papa used to do And on that night, the moistest of nights The warden commanded me to Fuck the duck in the last cell So weary on the wombs of those Who stand guard through the act Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! This is gonna be like fucking a duck! And through the bars like that, just like that Traumatic insemination When he pulled out he talked of ambition And all kinds of bad regrets When he pulled out When I birthed that duck now without me Prison alarms ripped through me and sounded me To my nightly post. Where can all this lead to? That duck then took my post and replaced me A flagrant abuse of my sensibility My boy is now employed And now I'm unemployed, boy
2.
Glue Boys 05:21
Glue boy (Thinks he's dead! Thinks he's dead!) Wake up! Get up and unstuck glue boy From your gluey bed Glue boy (Get to work! Get to work!) Press hard! Pressing glue into All the molds unstuck glue boy From the glue factory Let's hear it for the glue boys (hooray!) Marching to their death Let's hear it for the glue boys (go glue boys!) Marching to their death Can't seem to get a clue boys But a good choice to see them through They ain't got shit else! So c'mon make some glue noise For those glue boys Glue boy (Lunch break sucks! Lunch break sucks!) Shake hard! Shake hard and unstuck glue food From your gluey hand Glue boy (Bathroom break! Bathroom break!) Poop hard! Poop hard and unstuck Shit so hard unstuck glue boy From your gluey butt Boy to bed to work to press the glue into the mold Cast becomes the boy to bed to work to press the glue Mold to trash to lunch to poo to glue to mold to you And the boy's in bed to work to press the glue into the mold Let's hear it for the glue boys Marching to their death Can't seem to get a clue boys But a good choice to see them through They ain't got shit else! So c'mon make some glue noise For those glue boys Glue boy - old and tired Can't run! Run and save your life Can't get unstuck from that glue belt Leading to the fire The fire that makes the mold Thought the mold was glue The mold is made from you glue boy (Thinks he's dead! Thinks he's dead!) Let's hear it for the glue boys (hooray!) Marching to their death Let's hear it for the glue boys (go glue boys!) Marching to their death Can't seem to get a clue boys But a good choice to see them through They ain't got shit else! So c'mon make some glue noise For those glue boys Let's hear it for the glue boys Marching to their death
3.
Body Double 04:32
I hear my mother call "It's time to wake up You lazy sack of piss" Make my way downstairs This will be my day Staring back at me Another breakfast Goddamn cold breakfast Keep your shit together! Place the tasteless egg Into my mouth-hole At least there's bacon on the plate This bacon should make up For what has been now Roughly sixty years of abuse From the man! From the man! From the man! From the men! The men! The men! The men! Oh what the fuck is this? This isn't bacon It's turkey bacon It's turkey bacon Motherfucker keep your shit together! Get to the jail Just get to the jail They told me I would get my My stupid fifteen minutes They never told me that they Wouldn't post on Insta What would I tell my mama? What could I tell you mama? #wemissyoujeffy #wemissyoujeffy This place is so big it's got echoes But I don't see any red lights blinking They turn and say to me "Of course they're blinking, You're just a double" Those tired guards have gone to luncheon I lift my head, look up Across the bars there an egg-shaped shadow Reassure me that it's not for nothin' Reassure me that it's for somethin' good They told me I would get my My stupid fifteen minutes They never told me that they Wouldn't post on Insta What would I tell my mama? What could I tell you mama? #wemissyoujeffy #wemissyoujeffy Massage that man! Oh that man! Oh that man! Massage the men! The men! The men! The men!
4.
Met her comin' out from a cold public toilet Shot me pity eyes cuz she knew. I could feel it Placed her hand upon my satiated flesh My dream woman knows what to do when you're stuffed up She lives like a breeze but she loves like a force As she squats above my torso And she eats like a bird but she shits like a horse And a horse, of course, shits a three-course meal On your face, your chest, your loins On your face, your chest, your loins Doo-doo-doo-doody Doody doody-doo Welcomes simple things, for the day just gets filthy In a flash her eyes turn to red, time to strip down Sickened only by the satiated flesh I'd do anything not to lose, not to lose her She lives like a breeze but she loves like a force As she squats above my torso Letting go letting drop with a poop and a plop It's a one-stop shop til I'm good and I pop And she eats like a bird but she shits like a horse And a horse, of course, shits a three-course meal On your face, your chest, your loins Steamy fresh so please enjoy
5.
In the Field 05:21
Wires fray Scanning the rhododendrons to their north Where the carbon dusts blow right through All the parts that always made them son and mother Rusting under rusted skies Then the hunger comes Then the sensors go Then the final systems shutting down Then the great nothing With the sacred spark unknown (Til it looms) Coursing chrome and deep (Fiberoptic womb) She tells him you must eat me He says nothing They stand in the field He consumes in the field That breath between them in the field Energize Ingesting all corroded parts of her When is she no longer her? Four nanoseconds Form the rest of what he knows About the great nothing They stand in the field He consumes in the field That breath between them in the field Starin' at the rusted skies Empty look to her One more look at her As her final systems all shut down The flowers keep swaying With the sacred spark unknown (Til it looms) Coursing chrome and deep (Circuit filial) He tells her you must eat me She says nothing They stand in the field She consumes in the field That breath between them in the field
6.
Dicked Dicks 02:25
Your dick, dicked my dick At the funeral Your dick, dicked my dick At the funeral Plied my dusty dickhole wide Blamed me twice and slipped inside With her body still not cold This is what you told me "My dick, dicked your dick At the funeral My dick, dicked your dick at the funeral" At the wake you beat me to The table that had all the food Used your dick to dick the food In a way I understood Your dick, dicked my dick At the funeral Your dick, dicked my dick At the funeral
7.
Teen Morph 05:08
I've got a new kinda teen morph, ooh yeah I've got a new kinda teen morph, ooh yeah On my head (The most thoughtless thing you could do is to screw loosely) Just feel the desert seal around you The heat's just what you need for us to astound you We're northward bound, too And this train with it's charcoal gray seats just might Open your eyes to a once in a lifetime event as it Passes through one thousand forty two mines Which will detonate, it's not too late No! It's time for the mines to explode now Sit back relax and enjoy the show We said Sit back relax and enjoy the show Black purple clouds above Kicking up mustard clay Kicking up right from the desert Kicking up right from the desert floor
8.
Jumbo Street 03:59
Don't know if I know you Might've seen you crossin' Good ol' street in Good ol' street in Delaware by the name of Jumbo Street Where everyone is big, everyone is wet Where everyone is big, everyone is wet from Jumbo teats They're drippin' all the milk, drippin' all the milk From the fuckin' sky, from the fuckin' sky Drippin' all the milk from the motherfuckin' sky From the fuckin' sky The sky is relatively small and I don't know why No, I don't know why I wish I knew why Things are bad around here Shadows coughing yellowy red Mother I'm so lonely Mother I'm so lonely can you take me to Jumbo Street? Where everyone is big, everyone is wet Where everyone is big, everyone is wet from Jumbo teats They're drippin' all the milk, drippin' all the milk From the fuckin' sky, from the fuckin' sky Drippin' all the milk from the motherfuckin' sky From the fuckin' sky The sky is relatively small and I don't know why No, I don't know why I wish I knew why All we have to do now is run away To a small place far away, grab the mini towels All we have to do now is run away And find a way to bleed out, and dry those jowels
9.
This dizzy cathedral make my ass look big This golden solution make my ralph taste sick Tell me Tell me just how bad you want to Make me Make me feel a little of what you Maybe Maybe feel when I make you make me Feel good Look at us now how far we've come We used to pray but now we're paying Look at the sun, oh what a sun! And now that we have bought the sun We can buy other suns Look at us now how far we've come Just over there's a little further From how far we've come
10.
Baby how could I be so wrong? Baby Baby you're a space octopus. Baby My sister she was right all along Well she's been wrong before like a million years ago when we were kids But baby you're a space octopus. Baby Tell me does I seem dumb to you? You're an octopus octopus from space (a waste) A lonely icy ride from that icy void, half a billion years She looked me at and said "..." And as she turned to leave she said "..." Baby how could I be so wrong? Baby Baby you're a space octopus. Baby My sister she was right all along Well she's been wrong before like a million years ago when we were kids But baby you're a space octopus. Baby Tell me does I seem dumb to you? You're an octopus octopus from space (a waste, oh dammit baby!) A lonely icy ride from that icy void, half a billion years

about

Flappy tube boys have emotions, too. Here they are.

Thanks to Mama, Tata, Sylvia, Drew and Phil.

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released December 15, 2023

All songs by Mayor Taco Ghost
© Mayor Taco Ghost 2023
Produced, engineered and mixed by Mayor Taco Ghost
Recorded in San Diego, La Jolla and Descanso, CA
Additional mixing Peter Litvin (tracks 2, 8 and 10)
Mastered by Christian Cummings
Album artwork Bob Pierzak

Synths and vocals Joe Mariglio
Vocals and piano Bob Pierzak

Trumpet - David Aguila (tracks 2, 4 & 10)
Bass - Tommy Babin (tracks 1, 2, 5, 7-10)
Flute - Rachel Beetz (track 2)
Vocals - Demian Carlson (track 1)
Percussion - Dustin Donahue (track 9)
Vocals - Natasha Kozailly (tracks 8 & 9)
Violin - Batya MacAdam-Somer (tracks 1 & 10)
Vocals - Jen Moats (tracks 1 & 7)
Vocals - Lexi Pulido (tracks 2, 8-10)
Vocals - Alex Riccio (track 1)
Alto Sax - Paul Roth (tracks 2, 4, 8 & 10)
Congas - Jacob Russo (track 2)
Drums - Josh Yi (2, 5, 8 & 10)

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